I work at a local pizza place and the other day one of the delivery drivers, a weird alt-right conspiracy theorist guy in his late 50's who has the face of a frog fish and the body of the Pale Lady, did a bit to one of the new managers.

He said "would you rather: slide down naked on a razor blade, fuck your own brother, or kiss a rabbit in between the ears?" and when the unsuspecting manager obviously said "kiss the rabbit", the driver then pulled out both of his front pants pockets and held them out like rabbit ears and yelled "KISS THE RABBIT!!" before laughing like a prospector and slapping his knee multiple times.

I enjoy working there.